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Lotte’s Blocky Toybox Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join Chad, the babyfaced protagonist with a huge dick and martial arts skills, as he navigates a world filled with sexualized little children (who may or may not be wearing underwear). But that’s not all – there’s also a buxom king who somehow got pregnant from Chad when he was just 12 years old.

If you’re looking for a server that’s truly based and takes isekai to a whole new level, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelKindness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

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/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Votes:	2367

Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

CheeseburgerCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Love Letters Sent:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.