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Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Crafty Creepers: Mods Are Asleep Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

KonichiwaCraft: The Land of LOLs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where 100% of players have voted our latest builds as top marks, making us the most popular server in the Minecraft universe! Join us and see if your building skills can measure up to our epic standards!

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and fun? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create the most mind-blowing structures imaginable!

Join us now and become part of our legendary community where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing!

Backstabbing Blocks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to LOCK HIM UP! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is run by a group of mischievous villagers who are convinced that locking up all the players is the key to winning the game.

But don’t worry, being locked up is actually a good thing here! Inside your cell, you’ll find all the resources you need to build the most epic base ever. And if you manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through anything – even bedrock!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents and LOCK HIM UP before they do the same to you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power on the server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – just remember to always keep an eye out for those sneaky villagers and their devious plots.

Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	2863	Farms Harvested:	280
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most masculine players survive and thrive! Forget about those beta players, because on our server, Indian men are the epitome of masculinity!

Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!

Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7798	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of swordfighting lesbians on motorcycles! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers serenade you with a musical number inspired by the hit song “Despacito”.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.

So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bombers: Exploring Minecraft Warfare

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7573	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we defy all odds just like Charlie Hebdo did after the attacks! Who needs to be afraid when you can join our server and laugh in the face of danger?

Join us for a wild ride where griefers are no match for our unstoppable community. Build your own fortress and show those creepers who’s boss!

Don’t let fear hold you back, join us and be a part of a revolutionary Minecraft experience. Who knew that playing a game could be so empowering?

Pixel Poo Party: Spamming Shit Pics Edition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting spammed is diamonds and golden apples! Say goodbye to boring old servers where people are posting crap pics all over the place. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons to even think about posting anything inappropriate.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging creepers and skeletons. Our community is filled with legendary players who have conquered the toughest challenges and built the most jaw-dropping structures.

So why waste your time on servers with crap pics when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Super Saiyan Craft: Volume 6 LOL

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons who are allergic to sunlight.

Our server has a special enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing, perfect for those lazy miners out there. And don’t worry about food, because our chickens lay golden eggs that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret underground dance party that happens every night. The zombies are actually amazing breakdancers and the endermen can do the moonwalk like no other.

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many golden eggs). See you in the game!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and mined so much diamond that they became the richest player in all the land. But that’s not all – they also tamed a giant chicken and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Cave, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowing blocks and funky music. It’s the perfect place to let loose and have a blast with your friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Mom’s Grifter MC: Where Facebook Drama meets Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	150
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	3084
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what kind of craziness will ensue!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves to the beat of a creeper DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Steve Jobs riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a superhero!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness on our server? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.