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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1061 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 5449 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!