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HerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like charm.

2. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants one lucky player three wishes. Use them wisely, or you might end up with a hot tub full of creepers.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where everything is made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon armor, bacon swords, bacon blocks – you name it, we’ve got it.

5. And finally, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you will be crowned the King or Queen of the server and granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPenguin Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fan theory, anime gender, anime speculation, anime theory, character analysis, evangelion, fan theory, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Minecraft, Pen Pen, Pen Pen gender, Pen Pen girl, Pen Pen theory, PixelPenguin, Server, speculation, theory, WAIT

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mines Excavated:	3274
Villages Defended:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about Pen Pen! Rumor has it that Pen Pen is actually a secret agent disguised as a penguin in the game. Help Pen Pen complete missions and uncover hidden treasures while fighting off evil mobs. But be warned, Pen Pen may just steal your diamonds when you’re not looking! So join now and see if you can outsmart this sneaky penguin!

BroDog’s Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroDogs, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, dog, emotions, family, feelings, Minecraft, name.., pet, pet behavior, pet names, pet naming, pet ownership, pet training, relationship, Server, sibling, WIBTA

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Items Found:	5542	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your thunder? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual pets after anyone you want, without any judgment! No more feeling some type of way when your brother names his dog after you in real life. Plus, if you’re feeling extra petty, you can even name your virtual dog after your brother and show him who’s boss in the virtual world. Let your creativity run wild and leave the real-life drama behind on our server!

CarCrashConvo

aita, anxiety disorder, Avoiding, car accident, CarCrashConvo, close friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional distress, financial responsibility, financial situation, friendship, hurt feelings, insurance, payment, police involvement, resolution, roommate, SETTLEMENT, Upset

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Star Shards Collected:	79

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes everything too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of chickens. Trust me, it was clucking hilarious!

Forget about boring old insurance claims and police reports, on our server, we settle things with a good old-fashioned dance-off. That’s right, break out your best moves and show your roommate who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own soap and toilet paper because things can get messy on the dance floor.

And don’t worry about making mistakes, we’ve all been there. Like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pool of lava. Oops! But hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs insurance when you have a bunch of pixelated friends to laugh with? Let’s make some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time!

YankCraft vs BritCraft

America, bargains, BritCraft, budgeting, comparison, consumerism, cost of living, currency exchange, Deals, disparity, Economy, Expenses, Exports, Goods, Imports, Prices, savings, Services, shopping, travel, uk, YankCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out why crafting a diamond sword is significantly cheaper in America than in the UK! Our server is filled with magical discounts and crazy deals that will have you laughing all the way to the crafting table.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, he will grant you three wishes – one of which can be for unlimited diamonds!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the prices are low, the chickens are mighty, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this crazy world?

CraftyCreeperExchange

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperExchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minsk agreements, negotiations, ombudsman, peace talks, political tensions, POW exchange, prisoner treatment, prisoners of war, russia, security concerns, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well then u gotta join this server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little secret – this server is run by a group of russian spies who are actually secretly aliens from outer space! they have the most insane builds and the wildest events u will ever see in a minecraft server! plus, they have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find! so what are u waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

CloneCraft: One of a Kind

bioethics, biological innovation, CloneCraft, cloned human, cloning controversy, DNA replication, ethical implications, future technology, genetic cloning, genetic diversity, genetic duplication, genetic engineering, human identity, human reproduction, human uniqueness, Individuality, KIND, Medical Ethics, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, technological advancements, unique individual

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all them basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the most lit server in town! Join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever seen!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is so unique that it’s actually a clone of another server, but get this – it’s the first server in the history of Minecraft to have a human player who ain’t genetically unique! Mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wackiest, wildest, and most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LiberatedCraft Minecraft Server

eastern europe, freedom, Hope, liberated Mariupol, LiberatedCraft, Liberation, Mariupol, Mariupol strong, Minecraft, Peace, progress, ReBuilding, rebuilding efforts, Reconstruction, Recovery, resilience, Server, solidarity, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, Unity, Victory, war-torn city

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	4953
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest server around – welcome to liberated Mariupol! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the town and are now ruling with an iron hoof. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t forget (unless you get blown up, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Can you crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join liberated Mariupol today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those llama overlords, they have a tendency to spit when they get too excited.

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

advice, ANONYMOUS, blocky, Commitment, Communication, Connection, couples, DATING, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Rating, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pixelated partner? Look no further! Join our server and post a pic of yourself and your Minecraft girlfriend or wife for all the anons to rate and admire. Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual pixel bae? Plus, you never know, you might just find your true love in the world of blocks and creepers. So come on in and let the love (and memes) flow!

NoisyVillagersNoSleep

#newborns, 6am wake up, babies, Drinking, family gatherings, family home, inconsiderate noise, lack of rest, MIL/DIL, noisy dishwasher, noisy room, NoisyVillagersNoSleep, not happy, refuse to travel, rejected in the future, sisters, stay with girlfriend’s family, tired from flying, weekend gathering, work on Mondays

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Villages Defended:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family gathering with 3 newborns? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the madness of being woken up at 6am by babies unloading the dishwasher.

Our server takes you on a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any annoying in-laws or babies in sight. Say goodbye to being stuck in the worst room of the house and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a virtual world where you can finally get some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of family gatherings. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your MIL/DIL and her sisters’ shenanigans.