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GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9020	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9745
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Items Found:	4476
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8507	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	1838
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3087	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Void Gems Collected:	40	Chimeras Created:	4
Animals Bred:	123	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2972	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	3023
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.