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CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

Arctic, cold war, Defense, flex, global presence, international relations, Military, military exercises, Naval, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear submarine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, rare, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, submarine warfare, surfaces, Technology, US

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	231
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1265

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?

Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

DataMinerz: Get Your Cut!

advertising, consumer data, consumer rights, Cut, data compensation, data exploitation, data monetization, Data ownership, data privacy, data profits, Data Protection, data security, data selling, data sharing, DataMinerz, digital rights, ethical data use, fair data practices, online advertising, online privacy, personal data, privacy concerns

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Star Shards Collected:	131	Divine Spears Created:	24

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and stuff but also get a cut of the profits when ur data is sold to advertisers. like, u can be mining away and then suddenly u get a notification that ur info was sold for big bucks and u get a fat stack of diamonds as ur share. it’s like getting paid to play minecraft, how cool is that? plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who found out they were actually a robot and their data was worth millions, so they became the richest player on the server. join now and see what secrets ur data holds!

One pirate craft

Anarchy, bounty hunter, combat styles, custom skins, customizable mobs, customized items, devil fruits, Economy, Factions, formidable enemies, hakis, Marine, MCMMO, Minecraft, Onepiece, personal assistance, Pirate, protection system, PvP, Ranks, revolutionary, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Special Events, Survival, Updates

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Survival server with ONE PIECE theme in the purest RPG style with total freedom for the player, unlimited powers and stats, +50 devil fruits, ALL hakis, factions such as (pirate, marine, bounty hunter or revolutionary), combat styles, Customized items and ranks, special events, customizable mobs and formidable enemies that will offer a personal and difficult challenge to the player, protection system for your home, continuous updates, custom skins, control and personal assistance for the player.

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	220	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

PixelPotion Minecraft Server

accessories, alt run, clothing, fashion, fashion accessories, fashion blogger, fashion essentials, fashion haul, fashion inspiration, fashion inspo, fashion trends, fashionista, Minecraft, online shopping, Outfit, picrel, PixelPotion, Server, shopping, street style, Style, trends, Wishlist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for the most epic alt run you’ve ever experienced in your virtual life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you find it and offer it a sacrifice of 100 obsidian blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest alt run of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

Allowance, boarding school, Cents, children, Chores, clothes, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Divorce, dollars, Expenses, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, Gifts, Glasses, mental health, online schooling, parenting, PC, Sensitive skin, sibling rivalry, skin condition, Son

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of favoritism and unnecessary expenses in your own household? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally and no one complains about “unnecessary expenses”! Build your dream PC without any judgment from entitled siblings and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

boundary crossing, conversation starter, CraftyLove, DATING, dating app, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating stories, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive, online dating, online interactions, out of pocket, personal boundaries, red flag, Rude, Server, Shocking.., social etiquette, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring dating apps where the most exciting thing you hear is “hey, what’s up”? Well, join our Minecraft server and prepare to be amazed by the outrageous pick-up lines and chat-up attempts from our players! From proposing marriage with virtual diamonds to serenading you with pixelated love songs, our community is full of surprises. Who needs a dating app when you can find love and laughter in the world of blocks and creepers? Join us now and prepare to have your heart stolen… literally, because someone might just build a heart-shaped house for you!

MineTubeComfort

#youtube, binge-worthy, calming, channel, comfort, CONTENT, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Happiness, joy, mental health, MineTubeComfort, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, unwind, Videos, wellness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a YouTube channel that only posts videos of cats playing the piano while wearing tiny top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon busts a move! So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for the most absurdly awesome server around? Let the wackiness begin!

BlockBuddiesCraft

bilateral relations, BlockBuddiesCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic actions, east asia, economic cooperation, economic pressure, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global affairs, international agreements, international diplomacy, international relations, Japan, joint efforts, political alliances, sanctions, security measures, trade agreements, U.S, united states

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	120	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!

WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!

OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)