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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5005 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 6795 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!