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Sam’s Rogan Minecraft Server

Analysis, controversy, criticism, debate, discussion, influence, INFORMATION, intellectual, intelligence, ivy league, joe rogan, Media, Minecraft, New York Times, opinion, Podcast, Redemption, Rogan, Sam Harris, Sams, Server, society, trump, Wall Street Journal

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old podcasts where people actually talk about serious stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you can handle!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where Sam Harris is going after Trump and Joe Rogan. Instead, come hang out with us where we have epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Who needs the New York Times and Wall Street Journal when you can get all the information you need from a group of crazy Minecraft players? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fat, fit, Gay, Gay Men, Gender Identity, gross, handsome, lesbians, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	265	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Animals Bred:	172	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Chokmah, Commissions, Crafty, Dragon & Tortoise, Grand Assault, guides, Hieronymus, Hina (Swimsuit), Iori (Swimsuit), Kokona, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mina, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Rumi, Scrimmages, Server, Shiroko (Riding), shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, The Tree of Sephiroth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1982
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Imagine battling against the Tree of Sephiroth while riding a Shiroko (Riding) mount and wearing a Hina (Swimsuit) armor – only on our server! Or how about teaming up with a Dragon and a Tortoise to create a better future, all while wearing a Mina (3*) swimsuit – talk about fashion forward!

But wait, there’s more! Take on Hieronymus in an Urban Torment with Special Armor, or face The Fury of Set with Light Armor – the choices are endless and the fun never stops! Plus, enjoy 2x Hards, Bounties, Lessons, Scrimmages, and Commissions to level up your gameplay like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement!

Trash General Minecraft SMP #2917: Nuckelavee (Forma de Chica) Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Farms Harvested:	720
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We have only one rule: you can love RWBY, you can hate RWBY, but for the love of Notch, don’t tell us it’s good.

But that’s not all! We have events crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again (whatever that means). Plus, we have a Pastebin that’s more mysterious than a hidden diamond vein.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Just remember, don’t believe their lies and always be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few troll posts).

What is the IP for DrDisRespect Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

DrDisrespect is the online persona of Herschel “Guy” Beahm IV, a popular Twitch streamer and internet personality known for his high-energy, over-the-top persona and skillful gameplay in first-person shooter games. He has gained a large following for his entertaining streams and has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. DrDisrespect has won multiple awards for his streaming content and has a dedicated fan base who tune in regularly to watch his streams.

Engineering Cat MC

Economy, Engineering Cat Chill Survival Creativity Community Build Explore Friendly players Relaxed Supportive Economy House Prairie Farming Rules Good times Gimmicks Cash Space, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1881
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mines Excavated:	1629

Engineering Cat MC, a chill survival server where creativity meets community! Join us to build, explore, and connect with friendly players in a relaxed, supportive space—no gimmicks, just good times. Whether you want to start your own cash farm and rule the economy, or build a little house on a prairie, this server has it all!

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Oops I Crafted a Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1592	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you know exactly where you are at all times? Well, come join our server where getting lost is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee!

Once you enter our world, you’ll find yourself in a maze of twists and turns, with no clear path back to where you started. But don’t worry, getting lost is all part of the fun!

Explore mysterious caves, navigate through treacherous forests, and try to find your way back home…if you can remember where home is, that is.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure in confusion and disorientation. Who needs a map when you have no idea where you are?

No Taker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Votes:	8117
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neurotypical Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Not to mention, our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheepicorn! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And don’t forget to post your favorite Neurotypical anime character in the chat for a chance to win a pet creeper named Bob! See you there!

what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!