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Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Towns Built:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4735
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ores Mined:	3704	Void Gems Collected:	18

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7181	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	203	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Star Shards Collected:	56
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4206
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3694
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).