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UncleWifiGoneBananas

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	252
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	9075	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5605	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Divine Spears Created:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4149
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Potions Brewed:	59	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4999
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	143	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	190	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	7660
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3357
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	566
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.