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Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5197	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchantments Applied:	58	Votes:	7130
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	850	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	6342	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8475	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crops Grown:	8535
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.