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CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1633	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	457
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Farms Harvested:	615
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
Country & Timezone:
Reason for joining CampCraft:
How active will you be?
Other hobbies/games:

Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!