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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4462 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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