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Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, ukraine’s zelenskiy is all like “yo, we got this victory plan ready, bros” and you gotta join our minecraft server to be part of the epic victory plan, like, we gonna conquer all the mobs and build the biggest, baddest base ever, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, zelenskiy said if you join our server, you get a free unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt, like, how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the most epic victory plan in minecraft history, it’s gonna be wild, bros.

Putin’s Break Time Bonanza

bonanza, Boosting birth rate, Break, Decline in birth rate, Family Planning, fertility rate, government policy, Health benefits of sex, maternity leave, news18, parental leave, population decline, population growth, public health initiatives, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russians, Sex on work breaks, Social Issues, Time, Vladimir Putin, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures

Bookworms vs. Tweetstorms

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.

we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8862	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	714
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	89
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9013	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	94
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	3484
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉

CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

astounding incidents, bizarre occurrences, Craziest, crazy experiences, CrazyCrafted, extraordinary events, jaw-dropping stories, mind blowing moments, odd occurrences, outlandish situations, peculiar happenings, smp, strange incidents, surreal experiences, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable stories, unexpected events, unusual happenings, wacky situations, weird encounters, wild adventures, WILDEST, Wuts

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1298	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!