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ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mines Excavated:	1166
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	295
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ores Mined:	1943
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	8906
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1467
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?

BlockyBrainDonor

Altruism, Awareness, BlockyBrainDonor, Brain, brain donation, consent, consent form, consent process, decision, Donate, ETHICAL, Generosity, gift, Healthcare, life saving, Medical, organ donation, organ donor., selfless, SIGNING, transplant

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ores Mined:	981	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	673
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the cows can fly and the pigs can do the moonwalk? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! we got creepers that tell dad jokes and skeletons that breakdance when they see u coming.

join us and u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie horde. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself wants to join the fun.

so come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. so what r u waiting for? come join us now!

Skin2WinCraft

12 months, child development, developmental milestones, early intervention, infant development, infant health, neurodevelopment scores, neurodevelopmental outcomes, NICU, Parent, parent-child interaction, parent-infant bonding, premature babies, premature baby care, premature birth, premature care, premature infant care., Premature infants, sensory stimulation, skin-to-skin contact, Skin2WinCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we promise u will level up ur neurodevelopment skills just like premature infants who had more skin-to-skin contact with a parent!!!!!

we got crazy challenges that will make ur brain EXPLODE with excitement!!! u will be crafting and building like a pro in no time!!!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft champ with the power of SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT!!! #neurodevelopmentgoals #minecraftmadness

WorkBuddiesMC Server

feeling excluded, feeling left out, fitting in, office cliques, office culture, office dynamics, office friendships, office socializing, Server, social acceptance, social boundaries, social dynamics, socializing at work, work relationships, WorkBuddiesMC, workplace cliques, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace exclusion, workplace friendships, workplace interactions, workplace social circles

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Votes:	116
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel left out like at work!

Join us and become part of a community where everyone is not just friendly, but also super eager to hang out with you! No more feeling like you’re not part of the cool club – on our server, you’re the VIP member everyone wants to be around.

So come on, ditch your work woes and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to explore? Join now and let the good times roll!