Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
92/500 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
8 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
17 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
30 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
4 |
Witchโs Brew Drunk: |
9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
78 |
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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.