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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7002 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 9267 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 183 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!