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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5055 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6318 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
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And get this – our server is so magical that even if you make 90k in-game last year, your family of 4 can still qualify for all the benefits of being together. No need to stress about medical emergencies or family plans, because we’ve got you covered.
So come on over and join us for a wedding of epic proportions, where you can prove to your in-game girlfriend that you are indeed marriage material and deserve the best wedding ever. Don’t live in sin – live in blocks!