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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5042 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!