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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9642 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!
But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.
And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!
