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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9801 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 265 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and dance parties with creepers. We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the galaxy! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Elon Musk will actually show up and offer you a job. Stranger things have happened in our wacky world!
