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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9136 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3398 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4577 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
