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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt

ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7131	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	223

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Votes:	5196	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3428

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Ores Mined:	2786
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?