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RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	576
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Towns Built:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!

Boys

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.

Features: Custom Items Custom Enchantments RPG skills Guilds and Parties Slimefun Mcmmo Custom Textures Ranks and kits

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RelaxLifeMC

Active, Adventure, best, Community, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, Players, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RelaxLifeMC, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7955	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Best LifeSteal Server Out There!!! We offer The Best LifeSteal Experience Out There With new Stuff Coming In Every Day!!!

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Harvest SMP: Where the veggies are fresh, the players are ripe, and the drama is Juicy!

Adults, anti cheat, Application Process, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Drama, ELYTRA, Events, Experience, Farm, Fresh, Harvest, juicy, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, Players, Redstone, resourcepacks, ripe, Season, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, veggies, voice chat

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Harvest SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Harvest SMP
Server Type	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Season	Season 3 – Harvest Season
Community Focus	Community participation, events, and builds
Mods	Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, Admin Mods

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord server at the link provided and start your application process.

What is the server’s age requirement?

The server is 18+ and while we do not request age verification, we trust that players are honest about their age.

What kind of experience level is welcome on the server?

All experience levels are welcome on the server, whether you are a veteran player or new to the game.

Are mods mandatory to play on the server?

Mods are optional on the server, but they enhance the gameplay experience with quality of life improvements and custom textures.

What is the economy like on the server?

We have a diamond-based economy in the shopping district for trading and transactions.

What is the server’s goal for this season?

The goal for this season is to have a long-term world, unlike previous seasons that had a reset after a shorter period of time.

LimbusCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, Murder on the WARP Express, and a Refraction Railway Line masquerade like no other.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter Captain Outis and Fell Bullet Heathcliff on your adventures!

BotswanaSMP: SufferCraft Edition

botswana, BotswanaSMP, coping mechanisms, Edition, emotional distress, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, seeking help, SufferCraft, Suffering, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of suffering in Botswana? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of life in Botswana by building virtual worlds and making new friends! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they literally rain from the sky! So come join us and say goodbye to your troubles in Botswana, because in our Minecraft world, the only suffering you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the shenanigans we get up to!

ChunkCraft: Diet Edition

body image, body positivity, calorie intake, child health, childhood obesity, ChunkCraft, diet, Edition, Family issues, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Junk Food, meal planning, Medical advice, Niece, nutrition, obese, obesity, parenting, Preteen, sibling conflict, weight loss

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	5154
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose weight faster than a fad diet? Look no further than our server! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you navigate through our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll be on a strict diet of 100-calorie breakfasts, 300-calorie lunches and dinners, and healthy snacks throughout the day. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to stick to the plan – if you want to indulge in some virtual junk food, go right ahead!

And the best part? You’ll have the chance to face off against other players in epic battles where the loser has to eat a virtual pizza for breakfast! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today – your sister may not approve, but we sure do!