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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9705 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 243 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
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