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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3497 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
