| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6668 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7284 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7623 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 620389 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7886 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7574 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 192 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9103 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5412 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 166 | Crops Grown: | 3927 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.
But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8093 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.
we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.
plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8289 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.
> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!
> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.
> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3260 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 78902 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8131 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4130 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
