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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 263 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
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