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HagLoverGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Based, Characters, dark fantasy, FANTASY, games, Hag, HagLoverGamerGirl, indie games, Lover, Magic, Minecraft, powerful women, Protagonists, relationships, role playing games, romance, smp, strong female characters, Supernatural, unconventional love stories, unique protagonists, video games, witchcraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with based hag lover protagonists ready to take on any challenge! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with the hags, of course). So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible!

NopeTastyCraft

abhorrent, detestable, Disgusting, Food, gross, ingredients, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, nope, NopeTastyCraft, objectionable, off-putting, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, turnoff, unappealing, unappetizing, unpalatable, yuck

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over kursk region like a boss, just like zelensky taking over russia! u gotta join to see the epic battles and feel the war, it’s like a virtual reality war zone but with blocks and creepers! plus, we have the craziest mods that will blow your mind, like a mod where chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes and pigs fly around on jetpacks. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now before zelensky takes over the whole minecraft world!

BorderBlockParty

bloomberg, border, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Gerasimov, intelligence, Military, military strategy, Reports, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian troop buildup, Warnings

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can ignore all the warnings just like Gerasimov did 😂 we got ukrainian troop buildups near the border but who cares when u can build ur own epic base and fight off the invaders with ur diamond sword 😎 come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even start ur own international incident 😂🤣 #minecraft #crazystories #joinus

TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

accession, candidate country, culture, Democracy, Economy, EU, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, Politics, Server, turkey, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Animals Bred:	165	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant turkey wearing a top hat and monocle, ready to debate whether or not Turkey should join the EU. But that’s not all – we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where you can battle evil chickens in epic PvP matches. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP

acceptance, antisemitism, Britain, Community, discrimination, Diversity, fear, friendship, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Nazi Europe, prejudice, racism, smp, solidarity, Support, TheAntiRacistBrit, Trauma, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7853	Void Gems Collected:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7402	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of driving Jews away from Britain? Join our Minecraft SMP and show your support for the Jewish community in a fun and lighthearted way!

Imagine walking around our server and being stopped by a young woman who is relieved to see you wearing a skullcap. She’ll thank you for being a beacon of hope in these dark times and you’ll feel like a true hero.

We’ve had players who have had their friendships tested because of their Jewish identity, but on our server, everyone is welcome and accepted. No more losing friends over silly differences!

Join us and show your solidarity by proudly displaying your Star of David. We believe in standing strong together and supporting each other through thick and thin.

Our elderly players have shared their stories of feeling retraumatised, but on our server, they find a sense of community and belonging. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

So don’t wait any longer, join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of a community that values acceptance, unity, and most importantly, having a good time! Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and uplifting?

DadGFCamMinecraftServer

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadGFCamMinecraftServer, decision, Dilemma, family, foster kid, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Manipulation, recording, relationship, Respect, secret, Tension, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Sarah’s behavior towards M20.

Just like M20, you’ll feel like part of a dysfunctional family as you navigate through the ups and downs of our server. From secret recordings to unexpected plot twists, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than Sarah’s TikToks, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DadBodNoMoreMC

biological father, blended family, children, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, DadBodNoMoreMC, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, family unit, Fatherhood, Marriage, medical forms, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school forms, Stability, Stepfather, Support

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

DroneCraft: Lipetsk Evacuation

aerial attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Lipetsk, Military, military base, military technology, Russian airbase, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Updates, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!

Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!

NukeDetectCraft

Decay detection, Decay detection methods, Decay measurement, Detection technology, Mechanical detection, Mechanical detection methods, mechanical engineering, Mechanical sensors, Mechanical systems, Nuclear decay analysis, Nuclear decays, nuclear energy, Nuclear monitoring, nuclear physics, Nuclear Research, nuclear safety, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, NukeDetectCraft, radiation detection, Radiation monitoring

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Mechanical Detection of Nuclear Decays goin’ on? Lemme tell ya, it’s lit AF!

So like, imagine you mining for diamonds and suddenly BOOM! A nuclear decay happens right in front of your blocky face. It’s like fireworks but on steroids, man.

And get this, we got creepers that explode with radioactive power, turning everything into glowing blocks of awesomeness. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, dude.

But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a mutant beast that shoots out gamma rays instead of fireballs. You gotta see it to believe it, bro.

So come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to wear your lead armor, cuz things are about to get radioactive up in here!