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Are you ready to embark on a new Minecraft journey? Join us at SMP, where the possibilities are endless, and the community is welcoming! Our server offers a fully vanilla experience, allowing you to relive the authentic Minecraft fun with no mods or plugins, just pure gameplay. With a brand new, fresh map, you have the perfect opportunity to carve out your own space, build magnificent structures, and explore uncharted territories. Be one of the pioneers in this pristine landscape!
Whether you’re playing on Java or Bedrock, you can join in on the fun with our fully cross-platform compatible server. Navigate the world with ease using our live BlueMap, a web-based map that allows you to see real-time updates of the terrain, players, and builds, making it an invaluable tool for explorers and builders alike.
At SMP, we pride ourselves on having a supportive and friendly player base. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find helpful players and staff ready to assist you. Our community thrives on collaboration and camaraderie. Our dedicated team of moderators ensures that the server remains a safe and enjoyable place for everyone by enforcing rules fairly and promptly. Participate in exciting server events and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From building contests to survival challenges, there’s always something happening at SMP.
Engage in a thriving player-driven economy where you can trade, buy, and sell resources. Establish your own shops and become a prominent figure in our growing economy. Enhance your interactions with our integrated proximity chat and Discord RSVP features, making communication more immersive and engaging. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join SMP today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or simply make new friends, SMP is the place for you.
| Java IP | 45.128.157.125:25805 |
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| Bedrock IP & Port | 45.128.157.125, 25805 |
| Discord | Join our Discord Community |
To join the server, launch Minecraft and enter the Java or Bedrock IP provided above in the server address field.
No, this is a fully vanilla server with no mods or plugins.
Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. Please read the rules on our Discord server or in-game.
Yes, you can establish your own shops and engage in the player-driven economy by trading resources with other players.
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Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you read that right. These majestic creatures roam our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
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