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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9984 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.