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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6346 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!