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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	836	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Star Shards Collected:	276	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	64
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8992	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	3066
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	717150
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ores Mined:	4587
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.