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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8988 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 517542 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.