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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7725 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6844 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).
So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness