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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5713 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 719812 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!
oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!