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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8290 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 109 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Crops Grown: | 1703 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of rabid chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to approach it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a powerful ruler who commands an army of dancing llamas. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will carry you to the ends of the earth.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. Ay dios mio, indeed!