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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 129 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.