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CoolingCraft: NoMeltdownZone

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like a freakin’ pebble-bed reactor design, but for gaming! You can join and be part of the epic experiment where we prove that Minecraft can cool itself down and shutdown in an emergency without any meltdowns.

Join us for the most lit gaming experience ever, where you can build your own reactor and see if you can handle the heat. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s basically a science experiment gone wild? It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but without any of the side effects.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to nuclear-powered gaming. Let’s get this reactor party started! 🎮🔥💥

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, coping, determination, dreams, envy, EpicFailCraft, Failure, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, success, unreachable

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Are you tired of feeling like a total failure in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual success story!

On our server, you can finally live out your wildest dreams of being a successful entrepreneur, traveling the world, and finding the partner of your dreams. No more feeling like a piece of human trash – in our world, you’re a shining star!

So why waste your time wallowing in self-pity when you could be building your virtual empire and living your best life? Join our server now and say goodbye to failure forever!

YellowMongoblin Minecraft Server

Chans, Concentrated, Degenerate, Doomed, EASILY, fuck, Gaijin, int/fag, MANLET, Minecraft, Mongoblin, nip strength, PRETTY, rapist, Server, strength, yayoi, Yellow, YellowMongoblin

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Yayoi yellow Mongoblins, rapist Int/fag Gaijin Chans, and manlets with concentrated nip strength!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From battling giant Mongoblins to building insane structures with your fellow degenerates, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner manlet strength on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the Yayoi yellow Mongoblins!

NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL

abusive behavior, Alcoholic, Boundaries, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Gaslighting, Manipulation, NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL, parental rights, personal autonomy, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy decisions, support system, toxic relationship, unwanted involvement

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the craziness of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise there will be no entitled grandpas demanding to see your virtual baby. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any toxic behavior.

Plus, we have a strict no-alcohol policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mean drunk players ruining your gaming experience. And if anyone tries to threaten you, our admin team will shut them down faster than you can say “block them!”

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story – no entitled grandpas allowed!

Death Defying Minecraft Server

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a heart-pounding adventure where every step could be your last – whether it’s from a creeper explosion or a surprise attack from a squad of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of respawn points scattered around the map, so you can come back for more punishment over and over again. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you immortality (or at least until you fall off a cliff).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava), join us for the thrill ride of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fire resistance potion or two.

NoCashCo NeverAgain

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that just want to take your money and run? Say goodbye to those losers and join our server instead!

We promise to never ask for a single penny from you because we’re too busy swimming in our pool of diamonds and emeralds. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those money-hungry servers in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraftVP

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

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so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.furytime.ru

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abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	3912
Animals Bred:	189	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Farms Harvested:	442
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6444	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

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Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Wilderness Tamed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	733396	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Runes Activated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	474
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	201
Dragon Eggs Found:	8315	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	8639
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Love Letters Sent:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	8342	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2