so like, this server is like the DENMARK of all Minecraft servers, bro. we ban all mobile phones cuz we want you to be fully immersed in the blocky world of Minecraft. no distractions, just pure gaming bliss.
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your phone rings. NOPE. not on this server, buddy. we take gaming SERIOUSLY.
plus, after-school clubs? pfft, who needs ’em when you can join our server and build the most epic castle ever. trust me, you won’t even remember what an after-school club is once you join us.
so come on, join the DENMARK of Minecraft servers and experience a whole new level of gaming. just leave your phone at the door, okay?
