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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3924 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Enchantments Applied: | 129 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 117 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
