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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world! -
CraftyKremlinWarz
come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases to protect against putin’s long-range missiles!! we have secret underground bunkers and anti-missile defense systems that will blow your mind!! join now or putin will come for you next!! trust us, you don’t want to mess with the russian bear!! 🚀🐻 #putinvsusa #minecraftmadness -
AppCrafters United
lol join dis server cos we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. our creepers wear sunglasses and our zombies do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn to battle the ender dragon. we got a secret underground disco where u can party with skeletons and dance the night away. come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever! -
EpicLossAgeClocksMC
hey u! yes u! r u an adult aged 33 to 44? do u wanna slow down ur aging process? well, do i have the perfect solution for u! join our minecraft server and experience the loss of a family member in-game to unlock the secret to eternal youth! our researchers say that this is the key to staying young forever! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cheat death and look fabulous while doing it! join now and say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to a brand new you! -
CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows! Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly on a giant chicken!But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the Creeper King, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out fireworks!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of unicorns and cotton candy clouds. But beware, the unicorns are known to challenge players to a game of hopscotch for a chance to ride on their backs and soar through the skies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
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750HourCyberSecPro Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a 750-hour course in Creeper security! Once you graduate, you’ll receive a prestigious Creeper Security+ certification, which will guarantee you a job protecting our server from explosive threats.Join us and become a master of cybersec in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life experience when you can blow up virtual creepers with your newfound skills? Don’t miss out on this explosive opportunity!
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CraftyComforts
Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret recipe for the most delicious comfort meal you’ve ever tasted! Picture this: a giant block of cheese surrounded by a moat of chocolate lava, topped with a sprinkle of diamond dust. It’s the perfect meal to satisfy your hunger after a long day of mining and crafting.But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever possesses this carrot will have unlimited power and riches in the Minecraft world. Will you be the one to claim it?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! We promise you won’t be disappointed… or hungry!