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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5581 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 261 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!