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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 541 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5546 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!