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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 386 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 104 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!