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Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crops Grown:	2007	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Epirate Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🌍 Earth Map + Live Map	Explore the world with a custom Earth map and live map functionality.
⚔️ Custom Weapons and Armor	Equip yourself with unique weapons and armor for battles.
🦈 Sea Monsters	Encounter dangerous sea monsters during your adventures.
⛵ Player-built ships	Construct your own ships and sail across the oceans.
🪙 Treasures	Search for hidden treasures and riches throughout the world.
🔥 Wars and naval regions	Engage in wars and claim naval regions for your nation.
💰 Economy	Participate in a robust in-game economy system.
🐟 Advanced Fishing system	Enjoy an advanced fishing system for relaxation and rewards.

Join our Discord for community discussions and updates.

Watch our server trailer to see the gameplay in action.

Explore the server map at https://map.epiratemc.com/.

Server Details:

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – SERVER IS RELEASING MAY 3

The Cosmos VS Hypixel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3117
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	91345	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Hypixel	The Cosmos
Popular and well-established server Wide variety of game modes Active and large player base Custom mini-games and challenges Regular updates and events	Unique Sci-Fi themed Survival experience Explore planets and solar systems Customize your own ship with Movecraft Expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons Donator perks and exclusive items

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and more.
How active is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a large and active player base, making it easy to find games and interact with other players.
Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel regularly updates their server with new content and events to keep players engaged.

The Cosmos FAQ

Question	Answer
What is unique about The Cosmos server?	The Cosmos offers a Sci-Fi themed Survival experience where players can explore different planets and solar systems.
Can I customize my own ship on The Cosmos?	Yes, players can design and customize their own ships using the Movecraft plugin on The Cosmos.
What special features does The Cosmos have?	The Cosmos features an expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons, as well as donator perks and exclusive items.

CraftyFuns Isekai: Where CF maids get the royal treatment!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your CF (Catgirl Foxgirl) maid in isekai constantly getting in the way and causing chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate CF maid management simulator where you can train your maid to do your bidding with hilarious results.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, one of which can be used to make your CF maid the perfect servant.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wacky adventure filled with CF maids, Diamond Chickens, and endless possibilities!

Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and even participate in our annual llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4554	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	112	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

CraftyCriminalBidenServer

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Towns Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest place in the Minecraft universe! We have zero tolerance for boring players and encourage all our members to let loose and have a good time.

Join us if you want to call Joe Biden a criminalpig and get away with it! We don’t believe in censorship or political correctness here – say whatever you want, whenever you want. Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a mob, a real-life pig dressed as Joe Biden appears in your game. It’s hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a criminalpig!

MythicHaven VS Hypixel

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Animals Bred:	119
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Hypixel	MythicHaven
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with a variety of minigames	– Ultimate Towny experience with custom features
– Active player base and frequent updates	– 75+ Custom Enchants, In-Game Ranks, Jobs, McMMO
– High-quality server performance	– Custom music and sound effects, Regular Events
– Professional staff and customer support	– Player run economy and custom crafting recipes
Cons	Cons
– May be overwhelming for new players	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Some game modes may be less popular	– Limited variety of minigames

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel or MythicHaven better for players who enjoy minigames?

Hypixel is known for having a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy, making it a great choice for those who love minigames. However, MythicHaven offers a unique Towny experience with custom features that cater to players who prefer a more structured gameplay style.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is the largest Minecraft server with a very active player base. MythicHaven, on the other hand, has a smaller player base but offers a more personalized and community-oriented experience.

Which server has better performance and customer support?

Hypixel is known for its high-quality server performance and professional staff who provide excellent customer support. MythicHaven also offers friendly staff, but due to its smaller size, performance may vary compared to Hypixel.

Are there any unique features that set MythicHaven apart from Hypixel?

MythicHaven offers 75+ custom enchants, player-run economy, custom crafting recipes, and regular events that provide a unique and immersive Towny experience that is different from the minigame-focused gameplay of Hypixel.