The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crops Grown:	1168	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Towns Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	738221
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9689
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3380	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ores Mined:	9391	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	254	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!

build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!

ToxicTamponMetalMadness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

All The Bods – A Modded Minecraft Server for the Elderly – 15+ Only – Must Have Your Name on the List

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to AllTheMods 9!

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	First join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to the whitelist.
What version of the modpack are you using?	We are currently using version 1.20.1 of the All The Mods 9 modpack.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they also follow the application process to be whitelisted.

ChampionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by the one and only Queen Creeper! That’s right, she’s the champion of all things blocky and she’s ready to lead you on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing Endermen and singing chickens. But beware, the Queen Creeper has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players. One time, she turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness on our server. We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures. From pixel art masterpieces to gravity-defying skyscrapers, the creativity on our server knows no bounds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a diamond tiara? Only on our server, where Queen Creeper reigns supreme!

CraftyQuestion Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of dating boring humans who can’t even mine diamonds properly? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a community of 30-year-old robots looking for love! And guess what? They don’t care about age! Whether you’re 18 or 80, these fembots are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you can find your perfect robot match!

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