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Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	342
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	174	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, awakening, Captivating, Conclusion, creativity, DreamCraft, dreams, emotions, escapism, Experience, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, longing, Memory, Reflection, Sleep, storytelling, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, vivid, wishful

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	4000	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crops Grown:	6921

Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1276	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	771954
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6646	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	194	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Holy Grails Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals