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BlockPartyNeighbors

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

CraftyMinecraftMoments

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

Convenience Craft – No Fees!

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join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

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Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

The Campfire

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The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

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1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

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1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

Overview
If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.

What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
You’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I respawn after I die?	No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
How do I navigate without accurate coordinates?	Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
How can I contribute to the server community?	Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

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WaveCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.

Do you want to showcase your Resonator skills like never before? Then come on over and meet The Shorekeeper, the legendary guardian of the waves who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Version 1.3 and witness The Shore’s End, a place where the impossible becomes possible and the unimaginable becomes reality. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

Explore our mind-blowing map that will leave you speechless. From hidden treasures to secret passageways, there’s always something new to discover at Wuthering Waves.

And don’t forget to track all the craziness with our Convene Tracker, because you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Join us for our epic events, including the Resonator Banner featuring The Shorekeeper, the Weapon Banner with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, and the Parade of Stars leveling event that will take you to new heights of awesomeness.

Check out our timeline and rewards to see what epic loot you can score, and don’t forget to redeem our secret codes for even more goodies.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Express yourself with our collection of emotes that will make your friends jealous, and add them to your /wuwa/ Friends List to show off your cool new moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves, where the adventure never ends and the laughs never stop. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

GFsteals4funCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

CraftyLessons

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Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	240	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	648	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	9102	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

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Convenience Craft – No Fees!

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1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

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Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Star Shards Collected:	205

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dimension Hops:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3527	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5