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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3020 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2682 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!